Frankenstein’s Dinner…

There have been times, more than once, where I am asked my least favorite question in the world and had to come up with an answer, an answer that I had to make up.

Every mom (or dad) has a panic solution for when this question catches them off guard. Some order pizza, others play it cool and act like take-out was their plan all along, not me… I go into full freak-out- and-cook-now mood. I forage the fridge looking for a ‘green’, I hunt the cupboards in hope to find a wheat, I search the remains of the kitchen looking for the protein and iron food (normally a meat), and then pray a dairy will pop up along the way. That is when I make, what we refer to as, Frankenstein’s Dinner.

Just like the monster he created, Frank’s dinner is whatever we I could dig up all stitched together in one bizarre and freakish meal. Unlike Frank’s monster I do try to make sure this dinner is healthy and won’t chuck small children in the river.

Bon appétit

Note ~ (Frankenstein Spoiler) On the topic of Frankenstein, I know the book and movie are different, in the book he saves the little girl and in the movie he kills her. I need to read it again… it’s been so long.

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A post about love (psst, it’s a very short story with pictures)…

Once upon a time there was a very lonely cheesecake. This cheesecake wanted to find love. Poor cheesecake.

One day an over worked and tired mother happened to walk by and see this lonely uneaten cheesecake. It was love at first sight.

The mother knew that their love must be kept a secret so she and the cheesecake run off to a place that the mother thought would be safe.

The mother and the cheesecake happily enjoyed each other’s forbidden company.

Much to the mother’s surprise, there was noise just outside their hideaway. The mother knew it was only moments now until their secret would be a secret no longer.

The mother looked at her dearest cheesecake and pondered if her lips would ever touch the sweet goodness of her true love’s.

Near tears the mother wondered if this was for the best. She knew their secret would one day be revealed.

Heartbroken, thoughts raced through her head, should she throw her face into the cake eating as fast as she could or should she wave the little white flag and surrender — giving up her love to share with others?

Hello kids, would you like to share?

Ok….. So sharing is nice too. 🙂

Note ~ I did make the knife dirty… but…. Ummm….. it looked like this little sketch was about murder, not about love and cheesecake.

Note Note ~ That diet thing isn’t going too well… :-/

Note Note Note ~ For those of you who watch my vlog I did you use these pics in a cartoon there too.

Soooooo anyone have anything they want to share? 😀 Comments are always welcome.